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THE GROVE

EMPLOYEE SURVIVAL SIMULATOR

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Welcome to another beautiful day at your place of employment.

Unfortunately.

WHERE ARE WE SUFFERING TODAY?
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Front Desk · The Veteran · Delightful Hospitality Professional

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THE GROVE

EMPLOYEE SURVIVAL SIMULATOR

YOUR SHIFT 3:00 PM 8h 30m until freedom
🧠 SANITY100
⭐ REPUTATION50
🔥 CHAOS0
😈 FUCK-IT0
👑 SCORE0Fresh Out of Orientation
😊 Guests70
💸 Revenue75
🤝 Team70
⚙️ Ops75
🏨 Occupancy82%
🔥 Streak0
MOD: ??? AFTERNOON Handoff: “Everything is fine.” Suspicious.
On duty: ??? The building is holding its breath. ☕ Coffee: optimistic
WELCOME TO WORK
NORMAL HUMAN*
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Suspiciously Peaceful

Nobody is yelling. Nobody is crying. Something is terribly wrong.

Guest vibe: holding it together
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